So, you don’t like candy corn. La-di-fucking-da. And now that it’s nearly fall, you spend your day spewing all over the internet about how gross this long-reigning seasonal gem is, and for what? So ...

Candy just isn’t what it used to be. We have entered a world where nothing is sacred and anything goes. And we’re not just talking about gum that changes flavor half way through or candy that you ...

Candy corn is here for me, and I am here for candy corn. This is the one time a year we can be together, and we don’t need to hear your cranky choir of “It’s toooooo sweet” or “It TaStEs LiKe NoThInG” ...